pret-a-blag

Just like when you find a good spot sometimes you have to keep a lid on it to make sure it doesn’t get blown up. Too many jokers turn up and the security turn up the heat. Just like Charlie the shits Busted. This blag has been going for over a year and has brought me many tasty sandwichs for nothing. A free sandwich is a beautiful thing. Especially if its RRP is £3.50 or more and is made from fairly choice ingredients.
The Pret-A-Mange Sandwich blag is easy to perform. Step 1. you need to find a book shop that sells the Pret-A-Mange sandwich book. There used to be a lot more of these on the shelves about a year ago. Waterstones is your best bet. If your in Newcastle city centre you might not be lucky enough to find one. This source is mos def nearly all dry due to the hunger. Cast your net further afield. Once you’ve located the book head to the back page where there is a coupon to tear out. Pretend your reading it, Fold the perforated line a bit, bosh it out, in the pocket, out you go. The coupon is incredible. Free sandwich from any Pret in the whole world! hungry and skint in a foreign port, this is your answer. And that shits a proper shirt and tie sandwich, Gregg’s it ain’t. topside of beeef, daaaaaaaaamn. Newcastle has 3 prets in about 200 metres so multiple token useage isnt a problem. Look at his eyes, handing over the free sandwich pains him so deeply. unlucky son.
If you’ve got the brass neck I would like you to go into a pretamange and take the token from right under their noses. The shops always have a million copies of this fucker. Newcastle city centre, this might be your only option. Bold as brass……..
here come the Hot Steppppahhh. MURDERER!!!!!!!!